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Anyway, reasons why I climb:

  1. To get abs
  2. To get a girlfriend
  3. To momentarily liberate myself from the tedious pressures of the daily grind whilst simlutaneously quashing my episodic day dreaming of cutting loose from the modern world and starting a commune with allies and comrades up North in the Peak District. Also gym dogs.

 

Gym doggo